Monday, July 30, 2012

Day One: The Best Movie I've Seen During The last Year.

The Dark Knight Rises

What a shocker, right? Who would have ever thought this would be my pick for the best movie I've seen in the last year, let alone of all time. Admittedly this choice does not do Christopher Nolan's film quite the justice it deserves but I couldn't wait. I apologize in advance for how long this review might be but based on the magnitude and size of this movie alone it deserves such.  The Dark Knight Rises is the third installment in one of the most epic trilogies of all time, starring Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, Tom Hardy and Anne Hathaway. TDKR is by far the most visually jarring and well written movies I have ever seen, the sheer scope and acting set this movie as a stand alone against some of the greatest films of all time. Whether you loved or hate it, you can't knock it. I left satisfied by this character driven, smart and courageous films Nolan or anyone of this time has dared released to the masses.
       Nolan really stepped out of his comfort zone with this one; adapting a comic book to the silver screen is hard enough but doing it in the most realistic way is Nolan's forte; the Dark Knight Rises is comic incarnate. Nolan followed the formula Joss Whedon made famous in comic book adaptations and blew it out of the water. From the interactions and witty banter between Selina Kyle and the Batman, to the meeting of Bane and the Bat in the sewers, to the final thirty minutes that made me feel like I had just experienced my first love come and leave all over again. To fully appreciate the true brilliance of The Dark Knight Rises you must remember it's roots. "You can't hate the roots without hating the tree." Batman Begins was smart, and a gradual adventure that taught us, much like Ra's Al Ghul taught Bruse Wayne. The Dark Knight was fast, jarring, chaotic, relentless; like the Joker kept Batman on his toes; Nolan never let us catch our breath. The Dark Knight Rises features Bane, methodical, calculating, cold and brilliant bringing us down just to watch us rise up and truly understand what Gotham had become. After watching it again I've come to the conclusion that it may rival 'The Dark Knight' but TDKR is a film you cannot put in the same category as it's predecessor. Christopher Nolan's film are in no way perfect but the man is a genius. I've seen multitudes of essays and reviews trying to nitpick and uncover the plotholes; some claiming it was too smart for people or that TDKR wasn't 'their' Batman. Well I hate to break it to people but it isn't your Batman and yes some of you were to stupid to figure it out. This movie was genius.

Heard a pretty insightful story this weekend: The Wolves of Agoge


“An elder Cherokee Native American was teaching his grandchildren about life. He said to them…
“A fight is going on inside me… it is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. One wolf represents fear, anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego.
The other stands for joy, peace, love, hope, sharing, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, friendship, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith.
This same fight is going on inside you and every other person, too.”
They thought about this for a minute, and then one child asked his grandfather… “Which wolf will win?”
The old Cherokee simply replied… “The one you feed.”

Monday, July 23, 2012

"COGNITION" Dlo


Where I live, I know many of a young man that are aspiring to be a "rapper" and I'm not knocking any of them but out of the many I've heard only a few stand out. Most sound very amateur but they do put their hearts in it. I support them no matter if I like it or not only because I know they would do the same for me.  Having said that I have to give a shout out to my friend DeAngelo Lomax-Singleton, AKA DLo, AKA Gentleman Swami. Whatever you want to call him make sure you put "watch out for" in front of it.

He's a soft spoken man when you first get to know him but that is not the case when he is rapping. His writing is quite good as well as his delivery. The beats are also good and very well done. I'm not completely positive who made them but I do know its from L.T.N.T. Records (which is also local so show your support). He raps from the heart and you can really feel it when you are listening. The title track is very good and one I know everyone will enjoy. My personal favorite is "Red Cup". I feel like it's a song that everyone can relate to. There's always "that girl" in someones life and you feel where he's coming from.

All and all it's a good mix tape and a great start to a career. Everyone should check out Cognition I guarantee you'll enjoy it. Here's the link where you can check it out http://www.hotnewhiphop.com/mixtape.53628.html. Hit Dlo up if you like on Facebook or Twitter @DeAngelo_Dlo and show your support.

30 Day Movie Challenge

So here at The Big Reviewski we've all been a little busy and to help tide things by I wanted to do the thirty day film challenge for you guys. For those of you that don't know the 30DFC is a comprehensive list as follows: 30 Day Film Challenge Rules.
   I've been wanting to do this for years now but haven't had the time now the patience. I will post [Spoiler] tags for you so I'm not "that" guy. Tomorrow commences my unabashed reviews of some of the greatest and some of the worst cinematic feats of our time, to get the ball rolling I will be reviewing The best movie I've seen in the last year, The Dark Knight Rises. If you haven't seen it, stay away, I will break your spirit and your body.

Sunday, July 22, 2012

LeBron's the King...for Now!


I am probably the biggest Los Angeles Lakers fan of all time. I have followed them since I was a kid.
I hear stories left and right from my pops saying that instead of watching cartoons, I sat in front of the T.V. on his lap as a baby, and watched the last years of Magic Johnson. Unfortunately the year when I was born the Boston Celtics won the NBA championship. Luckily, it wasn’t against the Los Angeles Lakers but still, I’m all Lakers, through and through, and I was born during that crap?

It’s okay because since my birth, through my dad or myself we have celebrated 7 NBA championships. 2 from Magic, 3 from Shaq and Kobe, yes Shaq AND Kobe, and 2 from Kobe. Magic had Kareem in 87’ and 88’ but Kareem was a little better than being a shell of his own image. Magic was the man, and everyone in Laker Land knew it. Shaquille O’Neal was the most dominant big man of his time. Those of you that remember him, not as the Big Shaqtus or the Big 4 Leaf Clover, or whatever, know that when he wore purple and gold, there was no one better.

Though at different positions, Kobe was close. I can honestly say, without being a homer, that Kobe and Shaq were probably the greatest 1-2 combo of all time. Yes, I’m saying all time. I can honestly say that if Shaq didn’t have Kobe, though statistically, he was far more superior, he wouldn’t have won those 3 rings. The reason is simple, Shaq dominated for 3 quarters, but big men have always needed someone to be a closer. 1 sad reason for that is free throw shooting. Kobe was the closer’s closer, a kid with such a big ego, he didn’t care if he missed 3 open shots in a row. As long as he hit that one that got you halfway down your throat.

Kareem needed Magic, and before Magic became an even better scorer then he was in the beginning of his career, they had Big Game James. Bill Russell had John Havlicek, Isaiah Thomas had Joe Dumars. Jordan had Jordan, but he had Scottie to facilitate and make life easier for MJ. Everybody had someone. The Dream had the Glyde. TIMMY had the Admiral, followed by Ginobilli and Tony Parker and Wilt the Stilt had Jerry West.

So are you starting to catch the trend?
 Everybody had someone.

All the great players had someone to back them up and win championships. And they all did it with the same team. It was always someone else who joined out of their prime, to chase a ring. And there is nothing wrong with that. If you have spent your whole career with the same team, and you haven’t won, why not leave? Wilt did it. Karl Malone tried, but his knees didn’t follow him to LA for a full season. Gary Payton did it, but his mouth didn’t follow him to LA. Barkley did it, but the only thing that followed him was his ability to still throw a punch (ask Shaq!) Believe it or not Celtics fans, but Garnett did it too. That’s all fine and dandy, but all these dudes I just named, at least tried for over a season. And what ended up happening was: They got help from a person chasing a ring.

Every great dynasty was led by someone who was drafted there, and cast mates via free agency or trades. That just the way it’s always been. Someone gets drafted to a team, stays there their whole career, and then get’s joined by an “Other” which is either better, or on the downside of his career. They are NEVER equal. But one was always better than “The other” and the “Other” always knew that. When Wilt joined the Lakers, he knew it was the Logo’s team. When Havlicek was drafted and joined Big Bill, Havlicek ran the offense while Big Bill didn’t let you make a basket, better yet even try to make a basket. When Bird was joined by everyone, as much as I hate to say it, Bird was always the man in Bean Town, Even when he didn’t have a back. When Kareem joined Magic, Kareem was the man, as he got older, boom, Magic was the man. And Magic ended his career tragically, but he was still the man. Pippen might be a top 50 of all time player, and one of the greatest facilitators of our game, like Odom should’ve been, but he’s got nothing on the G.O.A.T. It was, and always will be His Airness team. When The Glyde joined the Dream, Robert Horry joined too, because it was magical. Shaq and Kobe came in together, but though technically Kobe wasn’t drafted by L.A., he’s never played with another jersey on. And though I said earlier that Shaq wouldn’t have won without Kobe, and vice versa, Shaq was still the man, and Kobe hated it. The Spurs honestly have done the miraculous and drafted all of their players. The Admiral, TIMMY, Tony P, and Ginobilli.

How do you compare LeBron, DWade, and Chris Bosh to that? If Bosh would’ve joined LeBron in Cleveland, fine! If Bosh would’ve joined Wade in Miami, fine! Even if LeBron would’ve joined Bosh and Drake in Toronto, fine! But LeBron and Bosh join Wade in Miami? Not fine. I felt betrayed. I really did. More than a Laker fan, I am an NBA fan, and out of the integrity of the game, key word INTEGRITY, why would LeBron join another great player at, sort of the same position. The position I mean is closer.

The closer is the unspoken bad ass mofo in the NBA. You can be a closer at any position, but you NEVER join another closer, unless your over the hill like a Ray Allen type. You just don’t do it. Don’t do what Nike says, don’t do IT!

 I loved LeBron in Cleveland, I loved that they recruited every wrong person in the book. And I loved the fact, like Jordan struggled with Chicago for so long, that they hadn’t found the right one, like a Pippen type, to join LeBron. I loved watching LeBron lose, because I knew that when he would turn it on, there was no going back. When he got that look in his eye, he was not going back. When he would hammer that dunk and not give a false roar after, there was no going back. When he would dance on the sideline, someone would throw their shoe at him, and after they got arrested, there was no going back.

Horrible TV shows have lasted more seasons than LeBron did in Cleveland. People begged for him to jump ship because they loved him so much, all his minions, oh I’m sorry, WITNESSES! I hate that. I hate the fact that he dances on the sidelines when his team is winning by a ridiculous amount and he offends Mr. Joakim Noah. I hate the fact that he didn’t shake hands after so many playoff losses. I hate when he throws down a thunderous dunk, and he puts on this rabid man face, and then suddenly brushes it off, smiles, and runs off.

It seems so fake to me, like the glasses he wears with no lenses. It’s annoying. Especially when I grew up around the Jordan era. Jordan showed loyalty to Chicago. When he kept losing to Boston and Detroit, he didn’t leave. He stayed. Kobe almost left across the locker room to the Clippers, but he was feeling sick for that whole week. Pierce couldn’t leave Boston, he and Antoine Walker almost led them to turmoil before KG saved the day. But KG spent over 10 seasons in Minny. (Please K-Love don’t do the same.)

You just don’t do it.

So I hated LeBron for the longest time. Not like these other people who hate on him, I had reasoning. He broke the code. Wade had established himself as an MVP candidate, and one of the best closers in the game. And LeBron joined him? LeBron is not even 30 and he’s won 3 MVP’s, if you would compare his game to anyone in history, it would be Magic or the Big O. But he was ahead of them, because unlike them, he could score at will. All of these reasons are why I have so much respect for him now. He defied everyone, and what do the greatest of all the greats do? They defy everyone! They defy the scouts, the media, the players, the coaches, the red head next door, the beer guzzling idiots that love to harass their families at games. That’s what makes them great.

And LeBron did exactly that. Game 6 vs. the Celtics in the Eastern Conference Finals. LeBron did not laugh. He did not dance. As an awesome co-worker of mine put it, (A huge Kobe-hater by the way) “LeBron had his Kobe face on.” Yes he did. He lit it up and he made himself his signature game. LeBron is unstoppable in the paint. I can honestly say that LeBron is the smallest dude ever to be that unstoppable in the paint. Shaq, Kareem, Duncan, Wilt, Russell, they were all unstoppable. And they were all taller than LeBron. LeBron dominated every inch in the paint. He stopped passing, which people might love, but it never got him anywhere till this. He stopped jacking up 3’s and trying to show the media and fans that he can, in fact, shoot 3’s. He played like LeBron.

So when you are in the backyard shooting a fadeaway off a post move like Jordan or Kobe, and you scream their name, whenever you make a shot in the paint, you can scream LeBron. He did that good.
And no, he doesn’t ever have to win again, because the argument this whole time was LeBron is absent when it matters most. Well though he broke every unspoken rule in the game, he took over from another closer. He proved that DWade is just DWade, and LeBron is immortal.

3 MVP’S, wasn’t enticing anymore, but now he has that 1 FINALS MVP, that is the real trophy that matters. We all know that, the closers all know that. And though LeBron is the king right now, that’s it, it’s just now. He is immortal because his playoff performance will always be remembered.
It was incredible, I’m not going to lie, but there is a Mamba lurking nearby.

The Mamba that has stayed with his team since 1996, longer then the whole Friends sitcom lasted. He was drafted, via trade by the Lakers. He got help from a better “Other” in Shaq. He got help from a lesser  “Other” in Gasol, the Spaniard. He has seen all the ups and downs from the Lakers. And now the Bean has an-“other” in Nash. An ageless wonder, who is chasing a ring. And he still has the SPANIARD. And he is still one of the baddest MOFO’S on the planet.

Yeah, he’s 33, but now he has Nash, Gasol, Bynum (Might change that to D12) and fresh knees. He has followed every unspoken rule, the rules of the closers. LeBron defied all the rules, but Kobe still has juice left. It’s as if he’s fighting for the Samurai while LeBron is the men that Tom Cruise was supposed to lead. Who win’s at the end? Well the Japanese soldiers did kill all the Samurai, and besides this article when do people ever talk about that army. We still to this day talk about the Samurai, they are immortals. And they died following their code. The way of the Samurai, in some way is the way of the Closer. And Kobe Bryant is the 2nd greatest closer of our time. He is the Last Closer, while LeBron James is the king…for now.

The Amazing Spider-Man




4 out of 5 Lebowski’s

Starring: Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Martin Sheen and Sally Field. With a talent upgrade and a heart’s punch, “Amazing” is a great start to a rejuvenated franchise. I was honestly a big fan of the 1st Tobey Maguire Spider-Man. At times it could be a little too campy for my taste, but it was really original, and it had some really cool special effects. The storyline was amazing. Especially the effects when Peter Parker 1st gets bit. And the back story between him and the Goblin. But the bottom line with Spider-Man was that the sequel, and the finale sucked. Plain and simple. They never lived up to the hype that the original made for them.

So now we have the Amazing Spider-Man. Garfield play Parker, Stone, his love interest Gwen. They fall for each other while they both have a tremendous amount of respect for their mad scientist idol played by Rhys Ifans. He goes out of control and Spidey has to save the day, while finding out his limits, and saving a the city on the way. No spoiler alerts here.

In a movie that was very well written, and very well acted in “Network” I felt like I was watching a movie about geeks, who knew they were geeks, and treated other people like they were geeks, because they weren’t geeks. An upload of talent 1st off, I love me some Emma Stone. And I loved Garfield in the Social Network. But the whole point of Garfield, was that he wasn’t a geek, he was really smart and cool. Something he transferred to Peter Parker. Where Tobey lacked, Garfield more than makes up for. He brings a certain swagger to Parker. A scene where he stops a car jacker, and acts like he’s scared by the mere thought of the thief having a knife, is hilarious to the point in which I thought he was being serious. I was wrong. Martin Sheen is just as good as Uncle Ben in the original, and Sally Field brings a much needed reality to the Aunt May role

I love me some Emma Stone. Especially in boots and a skirt.
In real life she’s over 18 so I can say that.

The only down grade that I see here is Rhys Ifans for Willem Dafoe and no James Franco. They brought life and the coolness that Maguire was missing in the original. Franco was enigmatic in every scene from the 1st three films while Dafoe brings a menace that keeps reminding you of Boondock Saints. At times you miss Dafoe, and in that way, Ifans is not given a chance. You don’t laugh at his villain. You can’t because the writing and the director have built him up so well, but you miss the natural menace that Dafoe brought to the table.

The most important part that works for the film is the heart and soul of it. It seems like a real drama at times which gives kudos to the acting chops of the cast. And Emma Stone’s choice of boots and a skirt. Scenes involving Field and Garfield truly break your heart. They play very well off each other. It’s as if, they were Aunt and nephew. Go figure.

Field displays her Academy Award winning chops, and Martin Sheen does a damn good job as well every time they are on the scene. Where Aunt May seemed like a Grandma throughout the film, Field and Sheen, as well as the director make sure you know they are the aunt and uncle. They make you feel like a kid again when you wonder why your mom’s brother, or vice versa are called your “God-parents.” Scenes when Garfield and Sheen talk about Parker’s dad, are perfect examples. Instead of being like a parent and getting upset, they defend the father that skipped town, and respect him rather then getting jealous like in the original, that Parker doesn’t fully look at Aunt May and Uncle Ben as his only parents.

Emma Stone is so hot right now.

The film truly works every time Garfield is on scene. He’s pitch perfect. From his voice when he’s wearing the tights (his voice sounds a lot better than Maguire’s) to the scenes where he simply a misfit, itching for a way to show his courage. And to show no matter how bigger or faster the others are, his heart puts him automatically in contention.

 Emma Stone is so hot, and so much of an upgrade, for this particular role over Kirsten Dunst. She’s sexy, and you can understand why Peter Parker is going nuts over her. Nuts enough to defy her SuperCop dad played by Denis Leary (Can’t take him seriously by the way).

Though Leary sometimes is laughable, the writing at least makes an effort to show how close the relationship between Dad and Daughter are. That’s of course where the heart comes in.

And Emma Stone.

What works the best between the chemistry is Garfield and Stone. Though real life boyfriend and girlfriend, they have a fire that can’t be put it out in this one. Every time they are on scene, you believe that they can’t, and won’t keep their hands off each other. A scene on Stone’s balcony is the prime example, when they just can’t control themselves, even in front of her parents. It’s great and fun to watch, and after you yourself get hot and bothered, you tell yourself “It’s just a movie” or at least I just did.

Overall the plot and the summary could be a little better. It seemed like they tried veering off from anything that had to do with the original Spidey. Which works most of the time. But it makes you wonder, if you were willing to do the reboot so soon, and you know that the other films are still a little fresh in your mind, why not leave 1 or 2 things the same. That’s the 1 flaw that I noticed. There are a lot of plot holes that I couldn’t figure out.

All in all, this is a great start to a new franchise because you know that they care, and you know that by caring, they will take their time, and make a franchise worth while. Will it be The Avengers type, or a trilogy as impeccable as the Dark Knight series? Probably not. But I’ll tell you 1 thing. In a summer full of behemoth’s, the “Amazing Spider-Man” is a semi-amazing pit stop at the movies.

Friday, July 13, 2012

ROYALTY

   3 out of 5 Lebowski's

    The new Childish Gambino mixtape is a good one. The only knock on it, I’ve heard this from many listeners, is that he doesn’t rap enough on the tracks. But in his defense it’s only a mixtape, a damn good one. The beats on every track are excellent especially on “American Royaty” (ft. RZA and Hypnotic Brass Orchestra) and “Toxic” (ft. Danny Brown) which is a sample from Britney Spears “Toxic”. He has a good array of artists with him and I was personally excited for RZA and Ghostface Killah (Wu-Tang). He also has Beck on “Silk Pillow”, everyone loves when Beck raps, and Blake Griffin doing the intro. Oh yeah and Tina Fey is on the last track “Real Estate”. Yes you read it right, Tina Fey! When I heard she was on the mixtape I didn’t know what to expect but once I heard her it was perfect. I was happy that he had her on a track because he always says he owes his career to her. It was a cool and clever way to show his respect.
    All and all it is good mixtape. Definitely something to bob your head to. If you like good beats and good selection of artist then you would definitely enjoy ROYALTY. I feel like this is going to lead to a very good album that’s even better than the others. I have the up most respect for Childish and I know he’ll never disappoint. He’ll always keep you on your toes and keep coming out with new, different, and innovative ways to keep his audience entertained.

The Sustenance of My Well Being; Thought vomit.

They say it takes something traumatic to change a persons life. Who “they” are has always eluded me but they seem to have it all figured out. Is there a membership or a secret handshake I should learn? How do I obtain this enlightenment and move past this stage of ambivalence? Confusion. This existential crisis has reared its head once again and thrown me into limbo. Despair. I’ve looked death in the face before but not like this, no this time it’s different, this time it’s not I that get called up to slow dance with death but instead my Grandmother being courted. Taunting in ways I could never fathom. Helpless. I stare at her under the dreary LED hospital lights that give off an eery glow. Painstaking hours waiting by her bedside, regretting all the times I ever mistreated her and didn’t show her the love that she gave me. The bitter taste that’s left in my mouth forces me to get up and grab water. As I’m walking through the halls of the hospital it starts coming to me. It’s like remembering a dream, I’m taking a journey through this haze and I realize that I shouldn’t mourn, at least not like this. I walk back in and for the first time I see her smile, she’s looking me in the eyes. With all her strength she lets three words escape: “I love you.” Euphoria. My hands clam up, I have a burning sensation welling in my chest, is this what love is? Before I can say anything the ECG machine lets out a whining sound and before i know it thunder surrounds my being and shakes my very core. I’m thrown out and left to wonder what’s going on. And then it happens. Anguish. I wait, pupils fully dilated, hands trembling. Finally the nurse comes out and says “It will be alright. You need to leave now.” Relief. I step out into the summer night, the most sober I’ve ever been, and noticed that I have a little more stride, a fire in my chest. Now it all seems so clear. Hope.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Good Music

In honor of me being extremely bored and finding this wonderful video on Youtube, here is one of my favorite drummers, Thomas Pridgen, with one of my favorite bands, The Mars Volta, performing "Goliath" a few years back at Abbey Road Studios.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Periphery II: This Time It's Personal

Okay gentleman, it's time for the first music review, and with that I've chosen to take a listen to the newest album recorded by progressive metal band Periphery. The band is know for their modern heavy sound and polyrhythmic patterns layered with spacious melodies. This album, entitled Periphery II, would be no different. The album was released on July 3, 2012 in America through Sumerian Records. While I personally enjoyed this album, this technical style of music may not be for everyone. With songs like "Facepalm Mute" changing from odd time to common time and back, it can make it difficult to bob your head.

While this album has a very heavy sound and is very much a metal album, Periphery, being the progressive band that they are, does incorporate a good amount of programed rhythms and melodies into their music. One track on the album, entitled "Epoch", is entirely programmed and is not "metal" at all. It only goes to show the talent level of the musicians and their ability to create more than just one type of sound. That being said, in addition to the programmed instruments, the band brought in Alice McIlrath on violin and Lezlie Smith on cello. Their talents can be heard at the beginning of "Having a Blast". Other guest appearances include Guthrie Govan of The Aristocrats who has a  guitar solo on "Have a Blast", John Petrucci of Dream Theatre having a guitar solo on "Erised", and Wes Hauch of The Faceless with the guitar solo on "Mile Zero".

The complex rhythms being held down on the drums and unrelentless layers of heavy stringed guitars, along with the powerful vocals and musically interesting programmed parts make this album one of my new favorites. It is safe to say I will be listening to this for quite some time.

In honor of The Dark Knight Rises.

I, for one, am beyond ecstatic about The Dark Knight Rises. Personally I think TDKR is going to upset the Avengers and take the throne as the greatest superhero movie of all time. In honor of Christopher Nolan's achievements I'd like to take the time and bring you one of the worst moments in cinema.

Freaks and Geeks

 5 out of 5 Lebowski's

There’s so much I can say about this show but the most important, and baffling thing is that it was cancelled way too soon. I mean really, only one season? One! First off Paul Feig and Judd Apatow wrote most of the episodes and they are brilliant. Their resumes speak for them selves. And the cast! One the best I’ve seen in a show. Linda Cardellini, Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jason Segel, John Francis Daley, Busy Philips, Samm Levine, Martin Star, and the list goes on. It even had Squints from Sand Lot! The stories were great, I mean everyone loves watching high school drama. Plus it was set in the 80s so you had some good throwback references. It had everything.

The show just never had a chance. Terrible time slot, it was doomed from the get go. The good thing is that it jump started a lot of the actors careers. It was brilliant while it lasted and it made quite an impact while it was on. All i got to say is thank God for reruns! Everyone can enjoy that which was one of the best show ever created.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

TED

 4 out of 5 Teddy Bears

A film about a teddy bear that smokes pot, gets drunk, and defiles hookers, what's not to like? Oh and it has Marky Mark! It was all that and much more. Personally I was quite excited when I learned that Seth MacFarlane was coming out with a movie of his own. I'd be lying if I said I didn't think it was going to be Family Guy esque, thankfully it wasn't. MacFarlane took some of the better qualities of the show and incorporated it to the film quite nicely. For example: the use of the cast, he had Mila Kunis, Patrick Warburton, Alex Borstein, and even Patrick Stewart, from American Dad, as the narrator. The score was a familiar one, easily recognizable with MacFarlane's other works and the use of the 'flashback' was of course there.

 Set in Boston, when you first meet John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) and his teddy bear (Seth MacFarlane) it already sets the tone for a hilarious and witty film. The narrating is like a fairy tale only using anti-PC jokes and witty sarcasm to set the film down the comedic track.  Everyone can relate to being a loner and just needing a friend or just want your toys to come to life.  John's wish comes true and Ted becomes an overnight sensation. A celebrity in his own right but always stays true to his friend.

Now John's 35 and doesn't have much to show for it except for his exceptionally attractive girlfriend (Mila Kunis) and his best friend Ted. The story flows and shows the ups and downs of balancing a best friend and a girlfriend. Mixing in a fowl mouth teddy bear with a voice similar to Peter Griffin. Also in the mix is an awesome pop culture reference with Flash Gordon and to put the icing on this immature cake Sam Jones makes an appearance in the film.

Even through all the laughter, there are parts that touch the heart a bit, which makes this movie enjoyable to watch. It had all the elements of a good film and the whole story wasn't given away in the trailer. It's easily the best comedy of the summer and it may end up being the funniest of the year. Ted set the scale and opened up a whole knew way to write a film. A must see if you haven't already.

San Bernardino County Museum

The San Bernardino County Museum could really use some volunteers. I'm sure it looks good for a resume for all you jobless people trying to make your resume stand out. Go support your community. 

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